Philip wanted to defect back all the way back in the pilot episode, remember?

What’s to stop fake-news reporters from inventing fake bios?

He’s talking about Hank Azaria’s character, apparently.

Wait, why the hell did he like this tweet?

Go ahead and laugh. But until you’ve experienced Post Traumatic Brunch Syndrome for yourself, you can’t possibly know what Cat is going through.

There is only one thing that will make people who are “scared of immigrants” change their views: Meeting immigrants, and getting to know them. And that can’t happen if you ban immigrants from entering the country in the first place.

There is already plenty of “education/public awareness” out there. Are you proposing that the government spend taxpayer $$ to take out TV ads or something? You think Trump and a GOP-controlled congress would approve that? (Especially since Trump has been sending exactly the opposite message for the past year?)

The people murdered in that Mosque weren’t refugees in the first place. “Screening policies” have no bearing on the Canadian citizens who where murdered in that mosque. I can’t tell if you’re really this warped in your thinking, or you’re just trolling us?

Yes, that’s exactly what he’s doing. (Although he tried to claim later that he wasn’t, because I don’t think logical thinking is his strong suit.)

Are you seriously claiming you never heard any liberals complaining about Obama’s drone strikes? You can’t be serious.

I think the responders here missed your joke? I wonder how many others did.

My favorite part:

Did you actually comb through both paragraphs trying to identify plagiarized text?

You might waste less time in your day by hiring an irony-detection consultant. Just a suggestion.

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and kill a hooker and I wouldn’t lose any voters.” — Donald Trump

Whenever a comment starts with “Oooh” I pay extra-careful attention to it. That’s because the “Oooh” sound signifies an important discovery, so any comment that begins that way will probably contain something profound.

The “T” stands for “trolling everyone with this stupid comment.”

I’ve actually considered this possibility. Or, that they may have just returned the puppy to the breeder — and said they “got rid of it” or something, and my friend and I misunderstood what they meant?

When I was around 11 years old, I broke a very valuable antique vase at a friend’s house, and my friend and I decided to blame it on the new puppy his family had just gotten a few months before. We told his parents that the puppy had run into the room and knocked over the table, breaking the vase.

Because she got more votes than Bernie did. That’s how democracy works.

“I voted for him because I felt that he would do an absolutely terrible job and would alienate the republican base so badly that it had no choice but to face facts and accept that conservative economic models do not help them.”