Two or three times less than they’ve watched Boondock Saints.

Collectively how many times do you think these emailers have watched Fight Club?

Is that Stan Sitwell?

If they offset do we have to replay the anthem? I for one am in favor of this solution as it will result in Gene Steratore having to suppress his laughter while having to announce the off-setting penalties and that we will replay the anthem.

It’s nice to learn that even sports fans in Vegas can be as insufferable as the rest of us.

Catapult those mushrooms into outer space and I’ll try it.

Having a show about Columbo’s wife is like giving a spin-off to Maris Crane from Frasier.

/borat voice

Also, her period will attract bears, and you don’t want bears around your basketball team. Unless the bears are part of a marketing ploy.

I think you’re missing some context. The Lions were prohibited by law from considering non-conviction felony arrests older than seven years, and to ensure that they did not violate the law, their search firm *intentionally* did not provide information about the arrest.

Pushing Daisies was a more painful cancellation

Liberia requiring a visa for Americans is some kind of irony

Well, you found it in 30 seconds plus a day after the Detroit News found it and reported on it. Why are you patting yourself on the back about this? Why didn’t you find it in the years he worked for the Patriots? If this takes 30 seconds to find, why haven’t you already plugged the name of every NFL coach,…

I will tell you with 1,000-percent certainty that everything I’ve learned confirmed what I already knew about the man

It’s funny that the only version of Super Mario Bros. you haven’t bought is the one that’s different.

From: D.J. Perez

[Ron Howard voiceover]

[picture of Calvin peeing on you]

You ever been to Cleveland in the fall/winter?