Plot twist : his girlfriend was a goat. And it was wearing a Steelers jersey. And the goat had a black eye. And was kneeling.

Dear [Volley Ball Coach],

“sometimes he doesn’t call back right away and I get worried because I don’t know where he is or who he could be talking to”....

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

If there’s one thing people outside of the State of Michigan need to understand about John Engler, it’s that he’s a fucking bully who does not have the capacity for empathy. He’s perfected the politics of dominance way before Trump hit the scene.

Yo, the first thing I thought when I saw the name was “Buddy Lembeck is black?!”

😂🤣

True story, he was friends with my middle school drama teacher and she brought him to class one day. I was 12 and a CiC super fan and burst into tears and ran out of the room. He was SUPER nice.

it’s like annual new versions of a $300 textbook—highway robbery

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

accusing Comey of “leaking” secrets for years

I think we’d all generally dance and sing if the current GOP were as good as the party of Nixon.

I’ve known this for a while, but now that it’s official, I can finally sorta-publicly voice my displeasure. It’s not even that Ford is blind to gas prices - as others have correctly pointed out, SUVs and crossovers are plenty fuel-efficient these days. More than anything, though, it leaves us without entry-level…

Dodge didn’t kill the Dart, that thing was stillborn.

The question isn’t if Trump’s approval rating is low, the question is if it is low enough to short-circuit the programming of his cult members can cause them to vote Democrat. Or make people register to vote.

If he was actually racist, he would not have been elected.

If he was actually racist, he would not have been elected.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

I think that was also the plot of an episode of ‘Scrubs’