Guess it made a daring escape before its time was up

It’s too bad the only two dudes with thumbs had to die. They made movie reviews easy to understand.

You’d smile like that too if the World Series Trophy was the second best thing you’re gonna get your hands on that day.

You don’t need to do a rectal exam to see that Strampel is an asshole

William Strampel is osteopathetic.

“This just goes to show that none of you learned the most basic lesson in medicine, medicine 101, that you should have learned in your first week: don’t trust your patients,” Dr. Strampel is quoted saying. “Patients lie to get doctors in trouble”.

Toys R Us’s story is so sad because their demise wasn’t even their fault. They’re only collapsing because so much of their profit margin has been gobbled up by debt payments caused by the debt that they were saddled with when Bain Capital bought them back out in ‘05. They were never able to update themselves because…

In the tournament that they call the The Big Dance

Kevin Spacey was supposed to be a “hero”? I always saw it as just a sad commentary on stale, suburban married life. His life was empty, probably because he made a lot of choices that led him there. I never considered the movie to be some kind of praise for him.

One more, “real adult” gone. I joke because Tillerson was also a money grubbing monster. However, did he ever actually do anything besides go to countries and apologize/clarify what Trump said and then have his legs cut out from under him by Trump?
I look forward to his future Resume:
Secretary of State: Jan. 2017 -…

I comfortably skipped this because of the SNES Classic. It would have been harder to resist if it had released on Switch. But even then, idk that I would have paid $30-40 for the privilege of playing on the go. The SNESC version is good enough for playing on a modern TV.

Is this a list of fascism or the GOP script?

It’s chilling how many of these are being check-marked by the Rump Administration.

If this is your definition of fascism then I guess Bari was right, fascism no longer has meaning. Good lord, read a book once in awhile.

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Expensive chicken wings are the biggest scam pulled on the American people since One Hour Martinizing!

Now, let’s just assume for a second that the pee tape is real, knowing that it will damn well be leaked (heh) on the internet, would you watch it?

It’s true, the French have it easy. New York has unions and is old, whereas Paris was literally built 5 years ago and is full of cheap labor with no regulations at all. Really makes you think.

Why would I blame politicians on both sides? Last I checked, Christie and Trump were both on the same side.

No Ryan, this makes perfect sense. Trump wants to prop up the American steel industry, but not the construction industry that uses that steel.