I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

Just went back and read the original ESPN story.

If it is confirmed that the FBI never had Miller on a wiretap discussing payments then that’s the end of Schlabach’s career as a journalist, right?

How has no one in the US government learned from what happened to the Big Three? Protecting by punishing the competition isn’t protecting, it’s fostering bad behavior.

*whispers* It’s almost like he’s not a good businessman

Do 55 on the Southfield. I dare you, I double dare you.

On a quasi-related note: seriously, do 55 when you get close to Allen Park.

Gotta admit this dude sounds like someone I’d want to drink with. Gets blackout hammered but doesn’t drive. Finds his way into an Uber, somehow, and ultimately takes responsibility for his own drunken bullshit AND makes sure that whoever he inconvenienced along the way is adequately acknowledged and compensated.

Tearing off the Dana mask and Thelma says: Jinkies! Wayne LaPierre!!

The ESPN Paula Lavigne story on MSU was disgustingly inaccurate and most has been walked back. Waiting for Deadspin’s coverage for a month about these inaccuracies, and yet

The Bernie Fine debacle was particularly appalling. I’m still waiting for Allred to apologize as well for railroading that man and his family.

It really is pathetic. No wonder ESPN is going down in flames. And fuck the rest of the lazy journalists dragging Miles Bridge’s good name through the mud.

ESPN: We Don’t Know Why You’re Still Watching, Either.

You forgot D) Have a ton of money to invest in Canada, either be a job creator or buy properties.

It’s actually pretty hard to immigrate to many countries, especially the “I’m moving there if Trump gets elected” places. Getting there isn’t the issue, it’s getting the status. Which is hard even in the US, no matter what people want you to believe.

I remember when I first went, all I needed was my driver’s license. Then it was the passport. And the questions got a little more detailed. I use to fly from Chicago to Toronto on Porter Airline. I used to do “performance poetry” and got invited to do a show in TO and I remember getting stopped at the tiny airport in…

I think I got fucked out of birthright citizenship and they’d never let me emigrate on my own (no money, not even a degree) - my grandmother was born in Canada in the ‘20s, she was still a Canadian citizen when my father was born in the ‘40s but then she naturalized in the late ‘80s and my dad never made a claim on…

Wait NWO enemy #1? Isnt that. . .

if he wasn’t singling along to the words or mimicking the rocking guitar jam on the back half of the song then he can fuck right off.

All that said, you’re free to dig them (U2). Of course you are.

[has a 12-year-old who still eats pancakes with her hands]