Having to wait 5-8 years to get away from the shitshow franchise that drafted you builds character.

Does anyone remember the Draft Wheel proposal?

This is a good idea. I agree that two times per year the lottery ball that comes out should be blank and that means that the player drafted at that spot should be fired into outer space. It’s tough but fair and as a law and order candidate, I support this.

I’m not against the idea, but obvioulsy, the reason they dont do this is so that powerhouse teams cant get the top picks, to try an keep some parity.

As an American, I hope Mueller can help remove Trump from office in handcuffs.

As an American, I hope I can help vote him out of office. I’m sure he wishes me to be successful with that.

102. Getting hit by a bus

We said, “Mate, why don’t you get some lager and lime, some shepherd’s pie, and take an hour-and-a-half and relax a little bit.”

Damn. You remember all the guys.

Can anyone else not see how many recs a comment gets, or is it just me?

Counterpoint: the only good thing he personally created was Rashida.

Those Beatles anecdotes are utterly full of shit.

Ringo might not be the most exciting drummer ever, but he had an impeccable sense of rhythm and timing, and I remember reading about someone going back and listening to all of the raw Beatles recordings (not the albums but the original tapes with the bad takes and all)…

Fuck it, here’s where everyone ends up:

Not only does Dennis Feinstein bear a strong resemblance to Derek, Eleanor herself has a doppelgänger in Ingrid De Forest, the Eagleton-nominated challenger in Leslie’s recall election in Season 6.

🎼🎤 “Be-lieve it or not / Jeff isn’t at home / Please leave a message / At the beep / I must be out / Or I’d pick up the phone / Where can I be? / Believe it or not I’m not home”

I’ll just throw this out there: Jim Tomsula is tan, rested, ready, and needs to know by tomorrow so he can give his two weeks’ at the 7-11.

Jeff Fisher: “Hey, it’s Jeff; thanks for the call. You can reach me on my office phone tonight from 7-9pm. Thanks! Bye.”

Crap man, I’m 34 and I had a “stress reaction” that occurred back in early November, definitely not 100% yet. The podiatrist said it’s time to move on to the Asics, New Balance and Brooks era of my life.

Three Amtrak derailments in what, two months?

But yeah Amtrak doesn’t need any more funding. In fact, we should continue further cutting it’s already tiny budget. Surely that will prevent future catastrophes.