DeVos’ job was made one million times easier by having the last two secretaries of education be the biggest supporters of charters schools.

Yeah....I don’t really know why they picked him. Even if you put aside his rather obvious antipathy toward the educational system, he’s just a divisive figure in general. It will generally be safe to assume he’s acting as a party hack, because that’s how he’s spent his entire public life.

Better yet, he knocks on the door, they say, “Who is it?” He says, “It’s Julian Assange, man!” And they say, “Julian Assange? He’s not here, man.” Repeat to infinity.

Dave?

John Engler absolutely destroyed Michigan’s education and mental health systems, fuck John Engler.

But are you still married to each other?

Then the play was reviewed. When slowed down and zoomed in to degrees impossible to see with the human eye in real time, it looked like Clement didn’t quite have the ball completely in his control while he tapped his toes in bounds.

I legitimately thought they might try to say Brady’s arm was moving forward and rule the strip an incomplete pass.

Umm, 40-125= -85.

I mention “That’s probably the wrong tree,” and my wife says I’m being an asshole and just ruined a touching moment. The character says the same exact thing and it’s a little bit of levity. Do I get an apology? I do not.

Smoke inhalation is just what Sylar wanted you to think.

What amazes me is the amount of suckers that Nintendo convinced to buy essentially the same game (Mario Kart 8) on two different consoles.

The first year that Pac-Man was available for Atari 2600, it was CAD$60. My well-to-do aunt gave it to use for Christmas. Adjusted for inflation. that’s CAD$138.76.

GlenGarry MaGary

What’s your take on including an original track on a Greatest Hits album?

I starred this because I like your name.

I was worried you’d had a stroke.

It was like reading someone who has a nose cold.