Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

It’s Iowa. Any degree comes with a free minor in logical fallacies.

That was the greatest “fuck you” in American history, edging out Gen. McAuliffe’s “Nuts” response to the krauts at the Bulge. Thank you to Gen Montgomery Meigs, a loyal soldier from Georgia who despised treason.

When everyone is making an extra $20 a day serving 50 customers an hour, you’ve eliminated the entire segment of the population that couldn’t afford an extra $1 for their shitty meal. In fact, even more of them can now afford it in general, rather than squeezing every penny they have and brown-bagging all their meals…

This is the part that these companies don’t seem to understand. If you get rid of the jobs or pay really low wages, no one will have money to buy your shit....

Statues really matter a lot to these guys, as does history. It may be counterintuitive, but I feel the solution is to replace the Confederate memorials with more statues and the like, only of the winners this time. Let’s commission a Colossus of Rhodes-sized statue of Sherman in metro Atlanta. He could stand astride…

Then after the landslide, there’ll be an earthquake and your house will fall into a fault line.

“Buy her, pay here”

Put enough weight in the back of the bed that the front wheels barely touch the ground. Solves any issue with the feel of the suspension.

Then after the fire it will rain and your house will fall down a cliff.

It hardly ever catches on fire. Like the whole state on fire.

The stereotype about men not asking for directions doesn’t really foster systemic discrimination like the stereotype about women being “more emotional” does.

Here, see for yourself:

The funny part is that if you didn’t have a command of the facts, this comment would sound very reasonable. I’ll try to bring people up to speed.

I’ll wager your mock email will be posted all over Brietbart within 48 hours as “fact”.

Don’t forget . . . a company led by a majority of white men — under investigation by the Department of Labor for systemic wage discrimination against women — whose entire raison d’etre is gathering indexing and analyzing All The Data but told the Dept. of Labor that gathering data on wages to prove they’re fair was too…

I heard alcohol helps.

I won’t presume to speak for anyone else but I would like to see the term “alt-right” disappear and replaced with the more accurate “white supremacist.”

A quick run-down of how the alt-right views slavery:

I’m actually glad Get Out didn’t win because it never should have been in the Comedy/Musical category.