I like how all the wipers are in the air like the cars just gave up and surrendered to the onslaught of ice.

I actually liked this movie for what it was. Especially how the ice chased Jake Gyllenhall down the hallway.

Pretty sure we’ve seen how this nightmare ends:

Brady has noted to staff a few times this year that, no matter how many game-changing throws he makes, Belichick hasn’t awarded him Patriot of the Week all year.

“DO IT !” is Palpatine.

Philadelphia, you just open the door to your hotel, right downtown, we play. That’s why this place rocks with nothing but Eagle fans, and I love it.

I also forgot that people can buy a 50" HD TV for like $10 now, and can flip between multiple games/redzone, so why the hell would they want to go to a stadium in the middle of nowhere to get pissed on by a jerkoff fan who’ll try to stab them after the game?

Let it be known, I always stand for the flag. After the 5th time a yellow flag is thrown during the game I stand up and walk outside to do something else.

Encarta....amirite?

“I’ll Be Home For Christmas” in the same vein, for the same rationale.

Well la-dee-da Mr. PhD!

I graduated from FSU in 2 and a half days

It’s easy to say “Wash it by hand” when you live in a climate that is warm year round. I’m not going out and physically washing my car when it’s cold out.

I think John DeLorean tried this once.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

He’s Halo’s husband, everyone knows that.

Yes, he is.

#bootstraps

Some people just need a helping hand to get by, I guess.

Socialism in the United States is real, but only for the rich.