I was stoked when I saw Jazz Jackrabbit. I remember having the demo of Jazz Jackrabbit 2 (Holiday Edition) on multiple floppy disks. Great times.

This all day.

Vince can expect the full support of the president. Backing failed ventures is what he’s best at.

that was my favorite part of TFA, and I’m glad they kept it going: Kylo Ren very clearly has never been taught how to fight with his lightsaber. he’s an untrained reservoir of raw power who has never been meaningfully challenged, and as a result his technique is made entirely out of bad habits.

whereas Rey’s fight…

“What kind of insane man talks to females?” -Jaloplurker, 2017

Funny you mention this, because I was thinking about how dumb Real Fans™ are since, with TFA, they got a Star Wars retread that felt just like an Original Trilogy movie and they hated it. Then Real Fans™ got this movie which was a direct rejection of the Original Trilogy and the Real Fans™ hated this too.

Poe: What are you doing, Maz?

Boy, I really hope DKTF does get ported. That game is amazing, and features one of the best musical tracks in the whole dang series (which happens to mix two of the best underwater themes from the SNES era).

Not true. Trump and Lavar Ball teaming up to beat the aliens...THAT’S how 2017 ends.
Epilogue: they end up blowing up a few alien ships over North Korea, which causes massive damage but also imparts alien technology upon Kim and leads to massive, next-level world war in 2018. YAH!

That entire scene is just an A+ troll job by Luke. Whenever Kylo is about to get the catharsis he desperately wants, Luke just fucks with it.

I loved what they did with R2 (“there’s nothing you can say to me to get me to come help” or something like that, followed by the Leia clip). Also, the dual suns music at the end was a great callback.

SO FUCKING TRUE!

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

Ha! You got further than I did with WIC. I was let go in November of 2008 and was told that we could not even get an appointment with WIC until mid Feb 2009. My son was three months old... I reluctantly made the appointment and then cancelled in Feb right before I started my new job.

You got that very right. thank you.

Holy hell. When I renew my tags, it’s something like $43 for a year or 53 for 2 years. Plus $12 for the inspection.

Let’s not forget that the cost to register went up 25% this year. To someone in a state like Montana this may not sound like a lot, but to us it’s a lot because we already had one of the highest registration fee rates in the country. My POS 2000 Jeep cost me 250 each year for a sticker. I don’t know about some of…

I’ve experienced this almost exactly as you describe. Except you missed the part about having to also take time off of work to speak with any officials about your situation because it’s impossible to speak to anyone in local government after 5 p.m. , honestly closer to 4 p.m. .

To be fair, he usually just hangs around The My Little Pony section at Wal-Mart...

“I’m not finished” reminds me of this...