And your 2017 New York Yankees Employee of the Year is........Derek Jeter!!!

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

Jeter later talked to reporters, coming to the blockbuster deal’s defense.

Dad and me just booked our hotel room this morning. See you there!

Just came here to say Alan Trammell was my hero when I was a child and this makes me extremely happy and I am having a hard time even making a snarky comment.

I believe you mean:

NO! He had no idea what a prepositional phrase was. Your writing was fine. Don’t let that butthole get in your head. My eyes were bleeding reading what he wrote.

VI, it’s not close

I live in New York, I am a consumer and lover of New York pizza but people around here are very elitist about their pizza.

Came for the “Book It” reference. Am not disappoint. I wore my pin with little puffy star-shaped stickers on it with PRIDE. I have like a Pavlovian association between reading books and pizza now.

Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.

My own suspicion is that most people calling chain pizza “garbage” couldn’t distinguish it from pizza of the same type from whatever local joint they prefer in a true blind taste test.

My favorite part of this is Nick McQuade repping “Book It!”. Total callback to my childhood, and I love it.

Backlick for a dollar? That’s a good deal.

“If The NFL owners can get together and kick out Double-J, can we all get together and kick Alabama out of the country?”

Space laser? Man, Musk is old school.

The way they looked last night, with Reggie playing like 2 years ago, Andre just being dominant, and Tobais getting his, the Pistons really do look like a team that might make some noise (in the weak East). Avery Bradley an upgrade over KCP, and even the bench looks decent. I’ll at least enjoy it while it lasts.

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

Republicans are anti illegal immigrant, but only so far as it affects the ability for mega-corps to basically use slave labor. Any chance immigrants are allowed some kinds of rights and protections from bad practices must be stopped because it means those mega-corps can’t have slaves.