If the Pies and the Handjobs don’t go 1-2 in some order I demand a recount

Come on, how am I going to get racked during the smackdown on Jim Rome if I don’t write it down first?

“Conservative nonprofit”- you mean, like one of Trump’s casinos?

But that doesn’t fit the story trying to be told here.

If you can purchase a PS4 and a Vita together and come out under the cost of a Switch then that is because someone accidentally put a Vita in the PS4 box.

Man, white people do -not- like to be reminded they’re white.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

Ok, next time you look at who’s playing recreational cricket in NJ you tell me who the ethnicity is.

Don Cheadle announced to play Rose in Titanic reboot.... I’m into it

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Real-life Krusty the Clown.

They should just recast him with Don Cheadle.

Oh god, the embarrassment of this jackass will never leave us. When we’re old and gray our grandchildren will ask what was the 15 months Trump was President like and we’ll just cry.

to be fair 6 minutes is a pretty authentic waiting time to start a monopoly game

When I die, I want to be buried in a casket made out of Jet’s 8 corner pizzas.

If that isn’t the most telling comment, and a microcosm of how so many rich people see the working class, I don’t know what is.

Surprising word choice, but ultimately not shocking.

Or Pink Houses. They hear “AIN’T THAT AMERICA” and literally no other lyrics.

/Creedence comes on the radio

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”