BUT HIS EMAILS!!!

#Kushner 

Disturbingly, it is believed that this freak meteorological activity will become much worse before coming to a head around January 1st, 2017.

Asteromet or comoid?

There is absolutely zero chance a super-intellegent global network has no idea the history of any person on the planet, let alone the most important person on the planet.

But not before we got this image:

Sega hasn’t released a good Sonic game in 20 years. Nintendo hasn’t released a good Mario game in 4 weeks.

Didn’t even fucking read the article... looked at the pics and went straight for the CP!

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

Buff St.’s diplomas are on zubaz fabric. UB’s is on wing napkins.

That Trump loving, Patriots loving Drew Magary. Screw that guy.

From: Robert

I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

I believe Lou Holtz speaks in a phlegmish dialect.

Ridiculous. Lou Holtz doesn’t speak English at all.

Exactly. SE MI if full of fiefdoms, with petty county executives looking out for themselves rather than the good of the whole area. Could you ever see someone like Oakland County chief exec L. Brooks Patterson giving up any of his considerable power? He’s made far too good a living spewing dog whistle (and often just…

Southerner here, don’t blame us for that Kid Rock shit. Michigan has always been that way.

Wow, so much to comment on in this article (which is fantastic, by the way).

Samus begins, showing her growing up and getting the suit from the Chozo. I’d preorder that right this second.

If this means another sudden rush of Metroid games then the next one should be called Metroid Forever.

Is it possible you were looking for a place to shit and just picked this show? I’ve never been blown away by the first episode of anything and think it’s a little soon to dump on this. Pinch it off and wait a few episodes. Thanks.