But not before we got this image:

Sega hasn’t released a good Sonic game in 20 years. Nintendo hasn’t released a good Mario game in 4 weeks.

Didn’t even fucking read the article... looked at the pics and went straight for the CP!

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

Buff St.’s diplomas are on zubaz fabric. UB’s is on wing napkins.

That Trump loving, Patriots loving Drew Magary. Screw that guy.

From: Robert

I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

I believe Lou Holtz speaks in a phlegmish dialect.

Ridiculous. Lou Holtz doesn’t speak English at all.

Exactly. SE MI if full of fiefdoms, with petty county executives looking out for themselves rather than the good of the whole area. Could you ever see someone like Oakland County chief exec L. Brooks Patterson giving up any of his considerable power? He’s made far too good a living spewing dog whistle (and often just…

Southerner here, don’t blame us for that Kid Rock shit. Michigan has always been that way.

Wow, so much to comment on in this article (which is fantastic, by the way).

Samus begins, showing her growing up and getting the suit from the Chozo. I’d preorder that right this second.

If this means another sudden rush of Metroid games then the next one should be called Metroid Forever.

More liberals need to go to Trumpland though. It is the only way to make the electoral math for 2024 (we’ve already lost 2018 and 2020) work.

Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

Which is why rank-and-file Republicans have never passed any real immigration reform.

FACT: Hurricanes tend to form over water. And they rain water. FACT: The Big Water Lobbies are going to try and make you buy more water to prepare for this “supposed” onslaught of water. FACT: Hurricane Irma is named after a lady. FACT: Ladies, with those ladies bits they have tend to get really emotional and prone to…

Man, if they remake FFVIII I’m gonna be so mad if they actually use that stupid “Squall is dead” theory. Without exception, any “it’s all in {character}’s head!” fan theories are the worst of the worst.