You could take I-64 east into Virginia and then I-81 south, but then you’d still be driving within inches of semis since I-81 is the default truck route between the northeast and I-40 and other points south.

My workplace recently hired someone from Texas. The first thing she mentioned about herself, in her awful accent, was that she was from Texas. That was enough to know immediately that I would not like her.

Perhaps they could change to the Houston Denialists, considering their flood control authority’s difficult relationship with science.

I honestly thought the entire reason behind the “Texans” name was to piss off Jerrah.

I drove through the Texas panhandle once on my way from DC to California almost exactly 12 years ago to the day (note: I had a warrant out for my arrest in Utah over some bullshit that is now cleared up, but wasn’t at the time, so I had to detour and chose the southern route). At one point I stopped to gas up and get…

I’ve met people from Texas who think Texas is the best country in the world...

TL;DR I could tell you weren’t from Texas from the first word.

A competent running game isn’t that essential. Just think of all the Super Bowls Dan Marino won without having a quality running back behind him.

Chris Parnell’s take on Mark Davis in this past season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, will probably be the season highlight for this franchise.

Frank Catalanotto is, in fact, the man. We’re from/live in the same town, and we’ve gotten friendly. Great dude.

On the bright side of that, Thompson never played again, so we had gotten all there was to get out of him. I was a fan of his as well.

The NYT headline says Car-Friendly if Not Gawker-Friendly Buildings.

The Buddha was the best. Seconded.

James “Buddha” Edwards

Wait, when did Roger Goodell start handing down MLB suspensions and fines?

The Fox Sports Detroit guys called this the undercard for that fight, and in doing so, made themselves look like idiots.

Dems 2018: We Blew Both Quads Trying For A Layup

And it’s gone, classic House Republicans, rushing shit out when they don’t have the real information and knowing nothing on the subject.

Literally this