Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.

My own suspicion is that most people calling chain pizza “garbage” couldn’t distinguish it from pizza of the same type from whatever local joint they prefer in a true blind taste test.

My favorite part of this is Nick McQuade repping “Book It!”. Total callback to my childhood, and I love it.

I’d like to take this opportunity to shoehorn in a mention of the movie Space Camp from the 80s. Kate Capshaw and tiny Joaquin Phoenix (back when he used his real name Leaf), y’all! It was the best. I watched this pretty much everyday for an entire summer when I was a kid.

Backlick for a dollar? That’s a good deal.

“If The NFL owners can get together and kick out Double-J, can we all get together and kick Alabama out of the country?”

Space laser? Man, Musk is old school.

The way they looked last night, with Reggie playing like 2 years ago, Andre just being dominant, and Tobais getting his, the Pistons really do look like a team that might make some noise (in the weak East). Avery Bradley an upgrade over KCP, and even the bench looks decent. I’ll at least enjoy it while it lasts.

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

Republicans are anti illegal immigrant, but only so far as it affects the ability for mega-corps to basically use slave labor. Any chance immigrants are allowed some kinds of rights and protections from bad practices must be stopped because it means those mega-corps can’t have slaves.

If the Pies and the Handjobs don’t go 1-2 in some order I demand a recount

Come on, how am I going to get racked during the smackdown on Jim Rome if I don’t write it down first?

“Conservative nonprofit”- you mean, like one of Trump’s casinos?

But that doesn’t fit the story trying to be told here.

There’s no way it’s one of the worst episodes. Lwaxana Troi is not in it.

Rebuttal: Are you at all familiar with Russian history? Dictatorial tyrants killing off large quantities of their own population is par for the course for them.

Or Pink Houses. They hear “AIN’T THAT AMERICA” and literally no other lyrics.

/Creedence comes on the radio

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”