To quote myself on Max’s last start: As a Tigers fan, fuck everything in the universe.

Amateur...

That kind of ruins the game and the sequels/movie so probably not

With TWO, count 'em, TWO gears!

“But your life is put together! You have a house, and a job, and a car! How can you be sad? I saw you laughing the other day!”

o.O

Ugh, depression.

That orange bastard. If you were there you know why.

School bus or GTFO

The R34 is a legend largely because of Gran Turismo. And my homer pick are the cars in Top Gear (SNES), my favourite game as a kid. Awesome soundtrack; the white was the best car for beginners and the powerful but thirtsy LeBaron knockoff was the best for experienced drivers.

R.C. Fucking Pro-Am, People

when i lived in Detroit i’d laugh at people asking if i wanted to go to a pistons game. drive to auburn hills? are you nuts?

Former west sider, Telegraph to Square Lake to 75. Fuck that even harder than straight 75 from downtown.

I live close to the Southfield, so I usually take that up to 696 to 75. Telegraph is the alternate route (and to be avoided unless necessary).

In the interest of full disclosure, I eat both hot dogs and tater tots. Garbage is my purview.

It’s dirt lots that whole stretch of Woodward. There is literally nothing there.

THIS. A MILLION TIMES, THIS. I hate going to ANYTHING that’s at the Palace. Such a pain in the ass.

Yea, 75 down a lane, Wooward down pretty much all lanes, John R. down a lane in parts, Oakland partially closed at the bridge. Then all the roads near Comerica close for game days. That pretty much leaves Gratiot which was a shit show even before all the construction. Gilbert and Illitch are putting so much money into…

I know, right??