I think it’s the “collecting reasons” that are causing the problems. And scalpers are taking advantage of it, ruining it for those who just want to enjoy the figures.

They’re essentially DLC for games. In Mario Kart, they unlock costumes. In Mario Party, a game mode. In Smash Bros, a customizable computer player. In Codename Steam, they unlock new characters.

Does Marquez really think that where he’s allowed to broadcast from is damaging his First Amendment rights? I’m writing this penned in my apartment in Baltimore City, under curfew as an American citizen for the fourth night in a row. I had to play a game of “how do I not get arrested” when trying to help a…

BLASPHEMY!!!!!

Eh hem. Eh hem. Excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Eh hem (this list is bullshit). Eh hem! [I’m just joking, not really complaining. Well ok, a tiny bit.]

Randy Moss instead of Terry Fair... Demarcus Ware instead of Mike Williams... Andre Johnson instead of Charles Rogers... those are the biggest doozies I can think of. Hell, you don’t even have to back past one year to find a big one I’d want to have back... ODB or Aaron Donald instead of Eric Ebron.

Hey, that snapping turtle is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I hate that animal and want it extinct.

I’m a Lions fan too, and picking just one is not fucking easy...

As a Lions fan? Andre Ware. Hands down.

+1 no-talent assclown

Let’s hope Michael Bolton from Office Space doesn’t start singing “When a Man Loves a Woman”.

Yeah, I’ve never understood this. Why would you want someone who is lesser than you... Why should a strong woman ever interfere with how masculine a MAN is.

You should teach a class. You can call it “Success for Women Does NOT Automatically Mean Failure For You, You Twit.”

“For them, a wife is a reflection ON you, while a daughter is an extension OF you.”

32nd is a pretty familiar position for Lions fans.

your a idiot

/is Dan Snyder

The use of “irregardless” is a subtle, genius touch.

Yet another category that the Lions are rated #32 in the league in...

In all fairness here, we know part of the problem in the bottom 4 is that Jets, eagles, Packers and Lions fans (for the most part) do not know how to use the internet. The ones that do are educated, and therefore commit fewer errors than the general mouthbreathers in their fanbases would commit.