I've experienced lake effect snow first hand. What I do is I gently ease off the throttle and drop my speed down to 50-60km/h. However I've often seen people who carry on at much higher speeds. They act like the falling snow doesn't exist.

A bigger issue is that people, regardless of how horrific weather conditions are, almost will never pull over. Now matter how terrible it is.

I find there's a high degree of overlap between people who think the flu shot is bullshit and people who have never gotten the flu before. Because once you've gone through that 2 weeks of hell, you will be begging for that shot like a heroin addict in withdrawal.

There is no such thing as using too many wipes. Good luck getting just one out of the plastic tub. I end up pulling out a phone sized stack and don't care; I just go with it. The kid is there with crap all over their ass and starting to squirm, you just have to get as much off of them as quick as possible before they…

"Is that the brother of the Packers' coach?"

Lawyer: "...but I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings."

Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

Sometimes I don't know why I bother cheering for the Lions.

Sooooooo over here at Deadspin we're just going to ignore the recalled Pass Interference call that would have set up the Lions to have been tied/or won?

Chris Christie just lost Michigan.

Fuck Roger Goodell's NFL. This game was rigged.

You'd think Russia clearly losing this argument and flailing about would be considered an American victory, right?

I mean, what was the response to Georgia? Oh, Bush had nothing. He did nothing to discourage it and Putin came out stronger.
What's the response to Ukraine? Some economic sanctions combined with general…

I think I can get behind this one.

As with most Josh Smith releases, it clanged off the back iron and flew out of bounds.

The world needs Josh Smith on the Knicks this Christmas.

Jimmy's down! Don't touch Jimmy!

But remember, New York City in general and Madison Square Garden in particular are basketball mecca because.... umm.... hang on... hmm....

The Sport Report often mentioned my hometown, Saginaw, for his association with the Spirit. Sentimental favorite.

Boston has solved the problem by hiring world-renowned chef Art Smith, collaborating with the best nutritionists, to develop a delicious, yet gluten-free, fried chicken and beer diet plan.

"After a while, they left me alone," he said. "But it was always that elephant in the room."