because criticizing police means that we want to live in a world without any police. Sit your ass down

So they should be free from criticism when they murder a child. Got it.

Hopefully we won't have to say, "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the microtransactions and DLC, not buy them! Bring gameplay to the Game, not leave it in muted shades of brown!"

Central Michigan is on its way to the Bahamas

When can we talk about the Pistons being worse than the 76ers even though they aren't trying to tank?

Wolverines are easy to beat if you know their one real weakness.

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is doing some rumor investigating as well:

"You liberals cry so much."—-says the guy who wishes people would just stop disagreeing with him because it hurts his feelings.

Right, alleged shoplifting now warrants the death penalty. Stop excusing murder and stop blaming the victim.

he made your dumb ass think for a few seconds at least

a death on his conscience

Something about his responses to interview questions makes me believe that Wilson has no trouble sleeping at night.

Now before you guys go calling Mike Ditka a racist, remember he MARRIED a black guy:

Me: Yeah so they might have two, 'One True Champions'

Darnell Dockett>Antonin Scalia

Yeah, but the Pistons are so far from downtown. He should keep the Cavaliers to reduce the commute time.

It takes real effort for the Skyline chili logo to be the third-worst sight in a photograph, but there ya go.

Ah, but there's absolutely zero evidence of extra terrestrial life too. Does that mean that they don't exist either?

Actually, this is about ethics in video game bill collection.