So we’re thinking the same thing, right? Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci as Mario and Luigi?

Let’s be honest with ourselves here, can we?

Also, Mario and Luigi are from Brooklyn according to the original canon. They should just have Brooklyn accents, not Italian.

Well, at least we know why it was only a limited-time sale.

This means the rest of the Quintet Enix games are coming out soon, right? RIGHT?

He looks like my high-school chemistry teacher, who I’m pretty sure was also a shitty magician and most definitely hit on barely legal waitresses at Applebees.

I think it’s rather humorous that in a game in which Link can carry a dozen swords, shields, and bows (each), a few hundred arrows, hundreds of fruits, mushrooms, animals, rocks, and actual firewood, along with a couple dozen fully-cooked meals while quickly and easily free-climbing a mountain, that we complain about a…

I grew up in a house where my dad did everything he could to make sure my mom was as happy as possible. I was raised with that as my primary example of how I should treat the women in my life.

The first time I ever played SMB was the Vs. Arcade version at Any Time Pizza in East Detroit (now Eastpointe), Michigan sometime around 1986-87. I was around kindergarten age. I miss those days when random stores would have random arcade games just hanging around. And now I feel old.

This looks like a case of perfection being the enemy of the good.

Psh. Get the Onion gear in FFIV and unlock the Paladin Sheild in FFVI and then we’ll talk.

TAKE THAT, MICROSOFT!!

With all these retro machines the rage, why ON EARTH is there no Atari 8-Bit? 

If this wasn’t Chip’s sister, I’d understand jumping all over them. But it is his sister.

I’m going to throw out a wild speculation - when the New Nintendo Switch XL (or whatever they call it) debuts, we’ll finally get a new-machine-only N64 on Switch Online.

You know, as much as I would love to see a FFVI remake, in my heart I know S-E would fuck it all up.

Clearly, its FFMQ. Re-imagined into a real FF-type game, with a modern take on what is already the greatest soundtrack of all time? Absolutely.

Same here. Got mine on Thursday, and it wasn’t until Sunday where I felt I could use that arm fully again.

Fun fact!

In a global economy? Yes, there very much is an objective standard.