Underwear isn't needed if you wipe properly, but that doesn't mean I'm about to go bare ass in a pair of suit pants.

A problem occurs when the product stops functioning as designed. A noise? Fuck it, not a problem. Trans dropped a gear? You can still drive it. Engine connecting rod sticking out of oil pan? Problem.

Pretty sure you can be married for over 50 years and still be a sexist, Richard.

The Chevrolet SS with it's automatic-only gearbox.

Practicality. Best part about the "SS" "Sports Sedan." Chevy could call it V8 Car and I'd still want one. All it needs is a manual gearbox! GIVE US THE MANUAL GM! YOU HAD ONE JOB, NOW FIX IT WHILE YOU CAN.

That was one of the least horrifying things I've ever seen.

300 horsepower and probably 40 pound feet of torque at 9000rpm.

"We're doing everything we can to put the customer first."

What's up Jerry? Question - If you had to pick up Jason Alexander, what car would you use and why?

Mark Reuss's definition of affordable is different from 99% of Americans.

Nice! Can't wait to ask Jerry what car he would use to pick up Jason Alexander if he were to appear on CICGC.

The automatic is an excellent idea for the Z06 because all of the old retired men with more money than they know what to do with will actually buy one now. This is great news for the Corvette because more sales mean GM will...oh you know... actually KEEP PRODUCING THE DAMN THING,

Your move, Camaro.

lol @ the bird entering the cockpit. Dumpy Cessna.

The Regal GS is a good deal on the used market. Some cars though, like Toyota Tacomas, hold their value so well that you might as well just buy a new one and keep it for 200,090 miles. Which brings me to my next point: if you keep cars for 10 years or more, 9 times out of 10 it's worth it to buy new.

Depends on the car.

Tinder.

That's insane. My neighbors dad actually is the VP of Orange, lol.

24 hours of lemons has to be one of the best ideas in automotive history since the birth of NASCAR.

The Malibu is for guys who wish they were married and had kids, or women who wish they were guys who wish they were married and had kids.