I've always applied the "zipper merge" technique. Guess GM economy car drivers are above average.

I wish GM replaced my almost brand new (at the time) Cobalt SS Supercharged when it was wrecked by the dealer instead of half-ass repairing it and giving me the biggest POS in the state of NY.

This car is pretty cool. I mentioned it to my friend when he was looking to replace his Camaro Convertible babe-mobile (Jalopcasm) and he ended up buying one with the DSG. The base Jetta is pretty crappy, but the GLI is like the SS package on a Cobalt - it makes a pretty mediocre car just bearable enough to live with…

Wtf? That logo looks horrible.

Homo Hot Rod.

Anyone else think she's kinda hot?

Look at how close those people are standing to the test track. Red flag #1. Besides, when did we start caring about what the Swedes had to say?

This is one of the most idiotic tests I have ever seen. Next it'll be a tractor trailer jack-knifing through the course and then these idiots with the holes in their cheese…

Not sure what a Chevy HHT is.

Worst car ever.

Ah, the Heartbeat of America.

It makes you wonder how many new cars are damaged in transit, repaired, and then sold as new without the buyer knowing what happened. Bet this happens a lot.

Don't you think GM should release a RWD Performance Sedan with a manual out of principle? The other two cars in their performance portfolio have the option.

This car doesn't need a dual clutch faggotry of a transmission. It'll embarrass the competition just fine with what it has.

Yeah, because 2 dimensional pictures show such great detail.

You'd be amazed at what a traditional automatic can do with increased line pressure.

Dear god I hope not.

Releasing an SS Sports Sedan that's essentially a 4 door Camaro with no manual would be like a slushbox-only Camaro or Corvette. Like I said, they are made on the same assembly line with the gearbox and parts sitting right next to each other. It can't cost them more to add the trans, there's no way. It should even…

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