Oh, calm down people typing ‘TYPICAL STEALERSHIP’ into the comments already... I see you. Stop it.

“Nobody cars” is the perfect typo for this.

Your response was nicer than what I was thinking of, which was:

The average length of car ownership, according to google so grain of salt at the ready, is 6.5 years. So yes. Recommending that you’re going to be able to see yourself driving it for x number of years is good advice.

Tax collectors must love you.

Hey,

Is this something I want to be driving 5, 10, maybe even 15 years from now?

They sound shady and look like scumbags. I will side with United on this one.

Obviously you buy a G8 GXP.

North Carolina’s Research Triangle Park is trying to become another Silicon Valley

That probably says more about where you come from than it does about this truck.

The national Irish airline, Aer Lingus painted a plane in the old livery for their 75th anniversary

Always bring a flask. It's a rookie mistake.

I did that once when I was really high (Yes, I was very young and stupid.)

Stories like these are why the VW dealer only got the mechanic's key (can't go faster than 30 mph) when I had them install an iPod/MDI adapter. That's all you need for moving the car into and out of the service bay and into the parking lot. If the techs want to play with turbos, they aren't going to mess up mine.

What is it with Capital Region dealers? I had a 98 Mustang GT dropped off for warranty service in Nov. of 1999... the alarm would go off whenever, wherever, for no reason at all. I left it off at Orange Ford on Central for observation as required by the service manager so that the techs could watch it go off. Next…

When my 2007 Cobalt SS Supercharged was just over a year old, I had it at an Albany NY dealer's service department for a broken seatbelt retractor that was to be replaced under the bumper-to-bumper warranty. I dropped the car off and had my friend bring me to class about 10 minutes away. During class, I received a…