This article is funny. There are some good jokes in it. Jokes about Sting.

at least they didn’t get fucking Drake.

Your face is trash.

I have to disagree. I believe The Police are good.

Hey! The Police are actually good! I don’t care for Sting’s solo stuff, but c’mon! The Police are good.

Oh fuck off. Sting’s one of the best storyteller/songwriters there is.

Yeah, I’m really annoyed by people’s reliance on memes to express themselves and the fact that this behavior is so widely encouraged and rewarded.

“There was people’s tendency to waste time by responding to a national tragedy with “No Words.’”

She is chubby compared to most all of the girls I went to school with.

In defense of Microsoft: If multiple devices goes down, it probably the actual source of the connection and not the devices. No way do they all just fail at the same time.

As much as I don’t really like the 2DS, I gotta say that what they’re getting in Japan kicks these in the teeth.

Yeah, they didn’t “yuck it up like a couple of old racists”, he pretended to do that so that he could deliver the line. The entire point of that bit was that he wasn’t sorry at all and he actually doubled down on the idea that Gibson is a piece of shit. There’s a lot to hate Gervais for, but this is isn’t it. As you…

Not really getting where the hate for Gervais is coming from. To me he remains a great example of the comedian who always punches up and never punches down.

Did Gervais go on a racist tirade I’m not aware of? That’s a lot of venom towards him to just not find him funny.

What are you talking about? His comment about Affleck when introducing Matt Damon was hilarious.

Not understanding diversity isn’t a topic that lends itself to humor. Had he been outright racist, maybe you could craft a joke for it.

Seriously! And she has fucking breast implants. I have nothing against showing off one’s knockers- I don’t think I own a bra that isn’t a cleavage enhancing one. But I don’t say, “OH MY GOD HOW OFFENSIVE!” if someone says I have nice breasts.

Ya, I mean, it seems inappropriate because he’s supposed to be a professional journalist or whatever, but it was New Year’s, she was wearing a bra, everyone was drunk. Who cares?