Descendents, you pointless, cretinous apologist.

Now the Tavis I knew in the old days was as gay as Christmas, so this is interesting.

Dr. West, can I come stay with you, brother?

This is about Alabama guys, the black vote carried the night and Trump blames her because they are all friends of hers and she couldn’t get them to vote for him.

The cliches of Bad Pacino are present in little moments here and there amidst Good Good 70s performances. My favorite being in Godfather II after the attempted hit on his lakehouse where all of a sudden he unveils the normal volume TO A SCREAM to a whisper schtick.

DS, ungrey me. I can’t be in the same boat as this motherfucker.

Our money has to be on Jerry Richardson, right? Maybe an outside chance on Woody Johnson, our new ambassador toIreland.

Carlton seems loony, but his 27 wins in 1972, on a team that only won 59 games all season, remains maybe the most remarkable single-season stat I can think of. He pitched 30 complete games that year. I know this is a ranking of 300-K seasons, but I feel like those numbers push his measly 310 K’s into the top 5 of all…

Steve Carltons 1972 season cannot be overstated.

Not having gotten the ones from the oven, the bear decided to leave some of his own on the homeowner’s deck.

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

Incidentally, “Open up, motherfucker, Bear’s here.” is how Coach Bryant used to begin his recruiting pitch.

To be fair, he says everything with that level of intensity,

His cousin Pepe is starting to rub off on him.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I knew someone who worked for CBS. He has a weird delusion of grandeur at meetings. He focuses not on actual shows, but how people have trust and believe in CBS and watch it because of brand loyalty. While people just kinda figure out ways of not saying ”no one has loyalty to tv show brands at all anymore you old…

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

We’re gonna get new factories, new roads, and new schools. And Ohio is gonna pay for it!

Or shitty Republican run cities like the ones all over the Deep South.

Yeah but OJ isn't up for parole until 2017.