nah... the ‘whole shrimp’ thing stamps pool shift all over this crispy crunchy mess.

Fred Dobry, Sigma Nu’s national Director of Risk Reduction suggested that Sigma Nu members who live in the house were not responsible....

The Wife and I often go to bed at different times. She’s usually asleep by 9:30-10 and I can’t fall asleep ‘till sometime later than 11.

“And we have a very special guest with us today — the Autopsy Photos of John F. Kennedy! Everyone give him a big welcome.”

As is 100% motherfucking proper.

Dude looks like an evil grandma who is waiting for you to eat the delicious apple pie she made - except she put arsenic in it to kill you so she could get it with your teen-aged boyfriend.

“hurrr durrr i luv babbys”

Says the guy supporting the killer of 5 hookers.

There is a special place in hell for people who say “now that wasn’t so hard was it?” to anyone ever.

I haven’t even finished this but I did just finish the no foam cappuccino story, and it’s making me angry. Not even ironically angry or funny angry. I just loathe most no foam orders. The person almost always has no understanding about how their drink is made and when there is even a small amount of foam in their…

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

Christmas Vacation is a better movie than Family Vacation.

No to mention the money. Serena is #3 in endorsements behind Li Na and Maria Sharapova. How the FUCK you lose to somebody 17 times and you make twice as much in endorsements?

ESPN loves Jason Whitlock because he makes Stephen A. Smith look like Bryant Gumbel.

First, they didn’t sue. They filed a complaint that the business violated state law, and the state department responsible for enforcing that law initiated proceedings.

So businesses shouldn’t be punished when they do something wrong because employees might be hurt? Do you feel the same way when restaurants violate health codes and are shut down until they pass inpection ? The waiters aren’t earning tips when the place is closed, after all. What about an amusement park that is found…