Do us a favor, and fuck off. No one gives a shit about loser Red Sox fans so obsessed with seeking validation from their Yankee big brothers , especially when they show up and root for our Mariners. Seriously, fuck off back to New England. You aren't wanted here.

Ok Megyn Kelly, you own this now.

Stephen A. Smith: [barely mumbling, literally impossible to understand] skip lemme tell ya something. i remember the first time i laid eyes on john f kennedy. now let me tell you skip about the time i first laid eyes on john f kennedy. i said [suddenly screaming] SKIP BAYLESS I SAID NOW THIS [mumbles] is a [screams]…

"Oh no - no way. You think I believe the OFFICIAL story of what happened in Dallas? I've gone over the plan, the trajectory - it just doesn't add up. How could an experienced marksman have his target lined up, take his shot, then have some sort of magic physics change the trajectory as it hits the target?"

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.