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I imagine the insurers of a $2M car can also invest a few bucks into making sure it was on the up-and-up, too.

In all levels of football, if the ball is snapped before the clock expires, the kick counts.

Even if the insurance company wouldn’t cover it, they should have immediately chosen to take the hit and pay for it out of pocket.

Imagined that would’ve just been included in the article..

At first I thought it was one of the new ones, so I was like eh that sucks but they are ugly AF, hearing it’s one of the classics makes me a little sad.

The algorithm

The guy who owns this should be air b&b’ing the bed of this turd for $300/night. 

Suffice it to say, if you actually buy one of these ridiculous piles o’ crap, you’re a fuckin’ mook, and you deserve to be publicly ridiculed.

“IN GEAR”.

You just know that when the dust settles, the R2 is going to creep into the $60,000 range, meanwhile the R3 will be quietly cancelled and never spoken of again.

You have no idea.

I live pretty close to this and commute by it every day. The Cybertruck is a vehicle I am only interested in because it looks like its target demographic is 5 year olds.

So,.it must be like blowing compressed air into GPU cards, causing the fans to create an electrical charge and damaging the circuits. Rolling the wheels at speed for a length of time spins the motors and causes uncontrolled voltage...

How bored do you have to be, to make a trip to go see a broken Cyber Truck?

Huh, did not know any of that. Was just a windshield sticker as far as I knew. 

I honestly didn’t know that Hoonigan was anything other than a slogan or name. I associated it with Ken Block but that’s as far as it went for me. To discover it’s an actual business with $1.2 billion in debt blows my mind as much as those gymkhana videos. This might be part of their business problem.

Safety, certainly.

Operated a flat bed for years, drivers are often lazy and don’t fill the tires on the dollies. Primary use for dollies should be under 10 miles preferably less if you ask me. Lighter cars I would worry less.

I’m guessing the truck hitter has no insurance, and the hitee’s insurance has absolutely no idea how to value this POS.  

On our next episode of Top Gear, we tow a Cybertruck through a car wash.