where my brain went first... it’s a long day up there. you get hungry. maybe you want to get a little creative. 

I know that there isn’t a photo or video but when one reads the headline, one gets interested in seeing a naked woman. Although, invariably, if there were a photo or video, it would be of a woman that we do not want to see naked.

Misspelling San Francisco in your headline is peak Gawker. Excellent work!

My agenda of educating people about the dangers they clearly don’t understand? My agenda of diversifying our options of clean transportation?

Lol, we all got the same D.A.R.E. lecture, right?

“But a suspect in the small Massachusetts town of Sturbridge didn’t get the memo.”

Because “small town” is just a dog whistle for a sundown town.

To be fair, just a few years back some Vikings players would have been driving 140 to get to a dog fight. This story is positive sign of progress toward pet welfare, and SUV speed stability.

Hey I have a cracked windshield. Wanna make a viral video? 

This is the real issue, certainly not some people cooking in a plane.

Maybe it was already cracked or something? I dunno, grasping at straws here.

All kids are likely an honest mistake. 

So when a South Texas family accidentally locked the keys in the car, along with their baby

 It is however a lot easier to break out a side window, in a situation where minutes count, like a kid or pet being parboiled. Windshields, for obvious reasons, are very tough and thick.

Read the article. the keys got locked in broh. Likely it was an honest mistake.

Yes, the tempered glass on the side windows will shatter when hit hard enough with a point while the laminated glass in the windscreen will spider and mostly stay together until a dozen or so hits.   Laminated glass is also much more dangerous when extracting people from the car since even a light graze of the…

WTF, why didn’t they just break the driver (or passenger) window and open the door instead of bashing the front windshield and handing the baby through the broken glass??

“should never of happened”

Electric cars predate ICE Vehicles. It's taken 130 years just to get them to work.

Same with gas cars. In Fairbanks Alaska, there are 120v plugs all over the dang place and people drive around with extension cords hanging out of their hood and wrapped around the side mirror. They plug in all over town to run electric engine block heaters. Which is pretty funny because that means there’s already a…