It’s a slideshow, so I guess I’ll never know.

My only takeaway from this article is that they managed to spell “Deirdre” wrong on the buttplug award - is that an in-joke?

Supply chain issues? Is the issue the supply of people stupid enough to buy a truck with the kind of snout GM is offering them?

I want technical drawings, please. 

Peak ‘90s was definitely a teal Taurus or a Metro in any jellybean color in a Taco Bell drive-through next to a WalMart. Otherwise I would pick the McLaren F1.

Nothing is quite as satisfying as a slow-motion crisis, like those clips of people taking a full forty seconds to fall down a single flight of stairs.

It’s funny how many of the good suggestions are Ford products. 2nd gen Explorer, SN95 Mustang, jellybean Taurus are all spot on.

Seems Matthew missed the point entirely. I vote Taurus, too.

Good work, sir. Anyone who can change their mind online is a person I’d have dinner with (you’re paying, though).

Yeah, it will take fifty years minimum to get the gun population down to where not everyone has to live in fear. I don’t think that means we should postpone changes, though.

That’s sort of what I have been saying for years, although to me it’s more like meeting a random pit bull off leash. Could be just a regular dog, but don’t make any sudden moves or any faces or turn around and go back or look scared or look too confident.

They do have a case, but their demands are excessive. I would throw out the case based on that alone. If they had asked for $5K each they wouldn’t have come across as such a-holes.

My dad, 1973 Ford Taunus GXL (brown, two-door sedan). Those Fords were infamous; my dad also cut a few notches in a popsicle stick and opened it with that. Good thing we didn’t have Kia Boyz back then.

Yes, except then SEAT would have been first on the block.

If that bit had been in a movie, I would have said it was a little much. Reality can do whatever it wants, though.

I absolutely love these cars, but the slushbox, LED lights, and cracked dash all militate against my voting NP.

I feel so bad for that poor Jaguar Mark V. Could have been so cool, but so many bad decisions starting with the Tesla wheels. This Safari Snake is going to be a lot better.

Sometimes it feels as if everyone who works in the American train industry is trying to pull a Ron Swanson and prove that train transport is Really Bad. Except I think half the staffers are train nerds and they probably do the most damage.

I know plenty of nicer Pintos, mostly online but there is also someone near me who has four of them in good to immaculate condition. They also own a 190E 2.3-16 and some other fun stuff.

Beige meaning Champagne. Still popular in some places, I suppose.