The removable battery pack is a winning idea. Now make a removable tote that will snap into the tank hole so you can carry some groceries or other stuff.

David Tracy can now get a brand-new Jeep for the same cost as his normal rusty shitboxes!

(anything with Sean Bean automatically warrants consideration)

I doubt it and I am super thankful. The last thing anyone needs to see is a pile of naked Ohioans

I should be ok, I am married...meaning I don’t have sex anymore.

Which part did people find confusing about this thing? The Monkey’s Paw wishes were silly and nonsensical but I didn’t get the impression they were meant to stand under scrutiny.

I will tell anyone who will listen that Walt would have just absolutely LOVED National Treasure. American history lore and buried treasure? That’s Disney’s jam. It’s exactly the kind of movies they were making throughout the 50s and 60s, only with more money and less Haley Mills and/or Bobby Driscoll.

Yes! I keep saying this about this movie here, but whenever they get...

I feel the same way about League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It has Sean Connery, and vampires, and explosions.

Agreed this was a great family adventure flick. 

He clearly didn’t follow load strapping 101:

I drive a bone stock Saturn Sky and most of the time I am staring at a diff/axle (usually detailed with shitty spraypaint or a chrome cover, because super custom) while the bumper is above my head. If some jackass hits me, my head is coming off. Not very comforting.

The STOCK Act of 2012 was supposed to do just that. Stop/penalize trading by congress on insider information. 

(maybe we can petition Disney to bring back the original cut)

I love that even in a Muppet movie, Michael Caine legitimately may be the greatest Scrooge on film ever (although there is some stiff competition)

So he needed head to transform. That’s a whole different show.

“That’s not my belt buckle, Michael.”

tres comas, baby!

The “Fuck You Joe Exotic” Act of 2020