I’d prefer a sequel to Reign of Fire than this. 

Oh, man, wouldn’t it be hilarious to strip all the badging, put a Tesla T on the front and go to the Superchargers claiming “this is the prototype for the new Tesla Entry-Level car”.  “No Photos Please” as all the cameraphones come out...

Our workplace requires 14 days of staying at home, no symptoms, and two negative tests. Because we don't partake in this flavor of lunacy.

Well, they couldn't just check for black skin before killing a guy. Americans are even lazy with racism.

When you’re talking a difference of cm in an overall matter of a few half inches, does it matter?

But what if Trump is a member?

Fuck Sinclair.

VW even issued a recall for this, but, from what I could tell, the car my wife wanted did not take advantage of that.

Definitely nice price. I would totally autocross it. Maybe SCCA could create a new class for vehicles with both a chandelier and a shitter?

It also substitutes as a fleshlight.

It’s more of a Shelbyville idea, anyway.

The lack of Simpsons references makes me sad.

Calling it now: Ravenclaw House is Playstation-exclusive.

As I recall, it is far more dangerous to be a pizza delivery driver than to be a police officer.

Reasons 1-11

I have a feeling the only people who get this feature are from Detroit and actually want it, or are an FCA executive and it comes with their company car.

Neat.  I don’t want that feature.

Trump declared the first official Republican National Trumptivus open with his official airing of grievances earlier today...

I applaud your thoroughness. If I were writing a post to go with this headline, the body would just be “With a grain of salt, maybe some lime and tequila."

I am worried that if David has buns of steel, eventually they will rust.