I don't know how I forgot this story. My friend in college was guilted into looking at a cat by a family member because she wanted a pet but didn't know if she was ready for dog level commitment. So she decided an older cat would be good because the older cat needed a home and if she ended up not liking cats the cat…

I would tell them HELLZ NO and have my vet change all that information to mine when we went for our first general checkup. Once I give you cash and they give me the dogs papers, we're dunzo. You can't just come and take my pet because I want someone to be able to contact me if my pet somehow goes missing. That sounds…

Oh. How weird. I'm also named Satan in this situation. I love my dog so much and when this little nugget gives out on me 16 or so years from now, I'm probably gonna have a giant hole in my heart. Greyhounds are damn near impossible to get from a rescue as a young woman, no fence, and sketchy feelings on reproducing.…

I could see that. I'm in a marketing related field and I can tell you 100% that if I was in charge of making online retailing for plus sized women not seem like a shameful slap in the face that some women see it as, I would institute sizing charts/measurements as an indicator of what size would fit you instead of a…

Yeah. I mean, it sucks. Totally. BF and I each do one 30 or so minute a day walk with the dog so she's getting exercise and not holding in her poops and getting constipated. I'd say that most nights after work I whine about having to take the dog for a walk but I always take her because it seems like a dick move for…

Wait. So basically single people can't adopt from that shelter? Because dogs are expensive and you gotta start creating your emergency vet savings account like 2 months before you get the dog.

I would have been so pissed. Like angry yelp review at 2 am pissed. I'm sorry that happened

Thats how I feel as a non-fence having pet owner. At least we're out and moving instead of me just opening up the back door and peaking out on her randomly and crossing my fingers that she pooped before I let her back in

I know not all rescues are super insane. It just seems like every one I've ever heard about or been involved with has been just weird. I didn't mean to make it sound like we should just hand over puppies to Michael Vick no questions asked. I totally believe there should be restrictions and hoops put in place to get a…

Rescues do really great things and I'm glad they exist. But, does anyone else find that rescues tend to be the most weirdly snobbish and mean to people? I got my dog from a kill shelter because not adopting from kill shelters isn't gonna stop them from putting down dogs. I found my dog and we chatted about what my…

I'm gonna assume free spirit means sugar baby and dog lover is sugar baby who puts small designer dogs on her wishlist. Pretty much this but more cleavage and more french bulldogs.

I'm not plus sized but I do have friends who are. I've noticed a huge difference in the way that we look at clothes. I have trouble finding clothes because I'm tall, busty, and slim hipped. The difference between my hard to fit and their hard to fit is if I buy more expensive items from companies that I find cater to…

I have a $20 water bottle from the SAG awards PR lady gift bag still. The SAG awards have the best yet weirdest giftbags. I have received no trips yet. I'm still crossing my fingers that someday they'll give the help a trip

For those of you who want a legit reason to not make the bed: My allergist looked me up and down once and said "You seem like the kinda person who can't leave a room with an unmade bed. Like it would unnerve you. Well guess what, immersion therapy starts today! Stop making your god damn bed. Thats why you're so sick.…

I'm an American with absolutely no ties to the UK. I cannot fucking stand top sheets. Its like if you put Courtney Love in the same room with any of the Duggars. Its not a good match. I get tangled up in the top sheet, it balls, the dog does that turning around settle into bed thing so it basically just a giant…

Ha. We were busy at work dealing with the kooks and it just didn't occur to us at the time

It was in front of us the whole time! Kardashian Konspiracy KOOK.

I was talking to a Kardashian Konspiracy theorist (couldn't come up with another K) at work the other day. She thinks that Kris is selflessly ending the marriage so Bruce can have his personal life and privacy back so he can transition without the scrutiny. Kris is just such a saint because she's willingly giving up…

Yeah. There are men that think that there will be car jacking or home invaders. Whatever, you stockpile your guns in case that happens. If it does, please call the police and have them deal with it.

I guess the thing is that you don't really understand how scary being a woman can be until you're too scared to get carded by a certain cashier at your grocery store because you don't want him to know where you live or having someone following you too closely as you walk back to your car.