Tiger Woods? I fucked him.

“before he got injured”

Laura, you are the Pulisic to Magary’s Donovan. Great writing.

He sounded fluent to me. Are you saying you don’t like his accent?

Why didn’t the guy cross check him to his grill?

Asshole. I switched computers so I could log in and make this joke. Plus one.

The NCAA Selection Committee, and... Jim Boeheim?

“Celtics games.” - Vin Baker

Head on a pike? No? Yawn.

Ed Whitlock simply ran and he never stopped.

I’m giggling way too hard at this.

I’m digging the hydraulics on that thing.

Well, Vietnam was a crazy time for everybody.

Three years in a row for me.

Man, that is some bad luck.

So whatcha want, gratitude? Lighten up. Something’s got to give.

That’s racist.

I remember hearing a brouhaha several years ago about the word “niggardly”. I would never use that word myself, not because it sounds like another word I would never use, but rather, it would make feel... I don’t know, kind of uppity.

Clearly paid by Soros.

Always a gimmick truther.