After his arrest, Jackson changed his story to say he did grab his book bag with a gun inside of it...

The Las Vegas Viva

Bastard. You beat me by only 4.5 hours.

The Vegas Vices

I think you missed the joke, kind sir.

Wood is suspended. I think you mean Pulisic.

You mean... that wasn’t Mike Eruzioni?? I want my twelve dollars back!

I loved how when Jon saw those horses coming at him, he had the same look on his face that Stannis had on his, on the exact same battlefield.

Instead of leaving a bad review on Yelp, I would advocate someone hiring Lucas Landscaping to, say, clear a field for them... in a remote location... with no cell phone service. If you catch my drift.

Where is “here”? Your mom’s basement?

That’s fine and all until a ref screws up a game because his fitbit told him he got his 10,000 steps in.

He’s got a whole suite now?

Not on Tuesday he isn’t.

Who farted?

Has it set the baby on fire yet?

Lotta hustle in that take.

One of the best U.S. goals I can remember. Three players involved, about six great tactical decisions made.

We need rodeo clowns for situations such as this.

We need rodeo clowns for situations such as this.

It’s kind of sniffing at each other and saying ‘I’m ready for you.’