You might be onto something: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Where are the customers?

The winners get a trophy.

In Soviet France, shit from fan hits YOU!

The degree to which players and coaches will abuse it would make the game completely unwatchable. So what you’re arguing for in essence is a ban of soccer.

Me fail protocol? Unpossible!

Have you seen the Will Smith movie yet? You haven’t seen the Will Smith movie yet, have you?

So what? My fucking kids had an abusive childhood, too, and do you see them begging for attention? (No, seriously, have you seen them? I’ve been drunk all week and have no idea where they are.)

I often wonder how 2010 would have gone.

Nice handle!

Buck Rogers sees this and already knows the US will not win a World Cup by the 25th century.

Not to be That Guy, but we play Paraguay on Saturday. Not being pedantic, just don’t want the kids out there to miss the match.

You should have seen him try to teach millennials about butt dialing.

Bring back DDT!

Coaches wearing unis is a throwback to the days of the player-coach.

Iron Mike Tyson.

Well... he is dressed like he was asking for it.

Wondo’s goal would have won the game in regular time.

So THAT’S what Matthew Dellavedova has been up to.

You realize... ah, nevermind.