That wasn’t such a feel-good moment for me. On a completely unrelated note, I never bet on a sporting event after that game.

That was such an exciting season and playoffs. And I would reverse that outcome only because Fuck Wayne Huizenga.

Fuck Keith Smart. That is all.

OJ!

As an out-of-shape, pushing-forty rec-league goalkeeper, that makes me cringe.

Pistachio shells. Game over.

Man, this guy really wants to be on the Copa America roster.

Sounds like you should go back to Gawker. This is Fittish, son. Orchestrate your comments accordingly.

I said go hump your spandex, Lance.

Still not funny. You can keep trying, or you can quit and go hump your spandex, since I know that’s what you’d rather be doing.

Your comment is not funny.

Actually, I have six grips. That’s three bikes, in case your math skillz need some help. My comment was a play on bicycles being on the losing end of the battle with motorcycles. Humor — get some. Dick.

Seems to me they should reconsider the use of bicycles.

Three Two Doors Down

This is a wildly underrated response. +1

Only part of the ear? Can he still hear out of it? Not mayhem.

Yeah, like Maxwell.

Not everything has to do with Vietnam, Walter.

I didn’t see the St. Louis Cardinals on that list.

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