LOL, you think there’s a list with a finite number of items on it.

@Dave: Since your roommate clearly hid the book in the bottom of your dirty laundry hamper, my advice to you is do what needs to be done.

You mean, besides just show up?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

UPS-y daisy!

I clicked on his mouth to open the article.

+1derboy

Batboy needs to be put down.

That reminds me of the time Silvio Berluscono tried to get those transparent women’s bathroom stalls.

Sounds like somebody ended it at “Good night. Sleep Tight.”

Ashley, are you a goat?

This makes so much more sense once you realize that Wozniacki is the one in pink.

Oof.

We wanted to go with The Cocksmashers, but Tom didn’t think it would sell.

And ambassadors.

She’s not lying: Have you seen his bank account?

I was reading that as “We Are Dumb PHX”

Shorter answer: Brown ice.

In Bernie’s NFL, Adele will be commissioned to sing the national anthem... of Russia.

In Bernie’s NFL, 20% of the league’s budget will go to a committee to award a special trophy to the team that tried their hardest.

In Bernie’s NFL, the Lombardi Trophy would be awarded to the Detroit Lions, because they have never even been given the opportunity to win the Super Bowl.