In Bernie’s NFL, every time someone scores, half the points will be taken away and given to the other team.

That can’t be the same little Delmon who once threw his bat at an umpire, can it? He was always such a sweet kid.

Damned if that wasn’t the first thing I thought of when Cam’s play happened live. Elway gained a ton of respect from me on that play.

Agreed. That’s something I would have done back then.

Carl Lewis is 54 years old. No need for a time machine.

Thanks for dunking all over my “Ronaldo is fat” joke.

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His game needs a little polish.

Dewy spider web bukkake.

House of Cards.

All right, smart guy. Show me where the clitoris is.

Jesus Christ, was there a dick pic or wasn’t there?!

If the NFL bases a team over there, it’s going to be named, without question, the London Calling.

He was just showing us his Wow face.

You sound like Rand Paul. I’ll give you five Kinja Bucks.

Biggest chocolate lab I’ve ever seen.

Kermit Washington.

“’One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!’

You taught me how to make chili, Mr. Burneko; you can say anything you want.

Do you even inject, bro?