“I think you’re confusing me with my brother.”

It’s gonna be great watching the Niners or the Browns just fuck his future all up.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Now to fight every single person in England

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

As a Clippers fan I am really enjoying the way Griffin is playing and will continue enjoying it until his season-ending injury in a few games.

Man, that video is a lock for sure dread.

but Anthony ultimately left for the decidedly uncosmopolitan prarie of Oklahoma City

What’s so sad is how routine this whole thing has become.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

That’s just ridiculous, the game was clearly rigged to get Craig Sager some more much deserved camera time.

The article also pointed out that his claims of being unused to drugs and alcohol are false. He has messages on his phone that refer to an acid trip and to his interest in trying a combo of LSD and Molly, as well as wax and dab. And a prior run in with the police for underage drinking.

For the first and - probably - the last time ever, I am siding with InTouch’s “journalists.”

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

His unabashed lack of interest towards the NCAA and its ideals of “amateurism” is honestly the main reason I like him.

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.