misterblackmon
Mayor of Piper Glen
misterblackmon

The fact the van is called a BI - Turbo has no consequence. We’re all totally heterosexual in this van.

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My vote goes to A Giant Dog. This is my song of the summer (it’s the Pickathon Pumphouse Sessions version, which I might even like more than the studio version).

God is so good.

Roy Jones Junior, Jr.

Lenovo makes a quality product, Lionel...

“I’ve made it to the top,” he said as he watched a blowout high school baseball game on a shitty laptop.

Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

Discreet as carrying a suitcase to bed

Set the date on your phone to 1969. Then it'll work.

What’s funny is, had he done this in a Cardinals uniform last year, the tone of this post would be remarkably different.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Why would the umpire insert himself into the game this way? If the batter doesn’t touch the plate and gets tagged out, that’s on him.

This is like if Drew Magary were a fight.

Quick Ed note: When the lawyer arrived at the bar, Carson turned to Ed and said "Ed? We're done here, right?" And Ed left right away. God, that's perfect.