Her tweet, her body, her call, imo. If he said it, I’d feel differently.

You don’t tattoo your parents’ names on your ass?

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I was working in an upscale restaurant

MTE. Perez might be an awful person/misogynist, but he’s been getting pedophile-shit about his son for a long time now.

Seriously. I’m the stranger who would jump in and say something like, “What a stupid question, why don’t you mind your own business?”

Tell her if she loves your scar so much you’d be willing to give her one twice as long anywhere she wants it. Then do the dragging the thumb across your neck thing for good measure.

Gluten-Free Asian Food

Please tell me your FB friend is a hamster.

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.

I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive. I’m waiting for someone to sue the CDC for offending their religious liberty.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Josh Groban and Kat Dennings are together?! This is new and delightful information. I love it. This makes sense.

Cool story: One time, Kat Dennings was on my local radio station a few years ago and I was pregnant and hormonal and they asked people to call in to say hi (because radio is weird) and I did and when she…

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Its not a bug, its a lizard.