There were no recipes, which really pissed me off

this movie was made specifically to show Alexander Skarsgård perfect abs.

An intolerance like an allergy, or like my nephew has an intolerance for baths?

*In before the “Are they really zombies” debate*

Taylor’s gonna move back to Nashville now, start wearing old-timey dresses, and make a record direct to 16-track analog tape with either Dan Auerbach or Jack White producing. JUST YOU WATCH.

A good cat eye often takes prayer.

Real talk: infant clothing is incredibly rewarding to make as a knitter. Works up quickly, finished product is hella cute, and even if you use top dollar yarn, usually not that expensive. And then, when you gift it away, you are the boss of that baby shower.

Well my fav couple remains chocolate and peanut butter, but no one follows my Instagram to hear my hot take on them, so whatever.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

oh, so this is fine, but my american psycho themed wedding isn’t?

You should stop fucking your cat.

Those shoulders tho...

I am going to provide absolutely zero useful commentary here, and say that god, I find Jeffrey Dean Morgan embarrassingly attractive. (Even from behind, even when he’s wielding Lucille.) I can’t even figure out if he’s a decent actor or not, which is the ridiculous thing.

Say Yes to Distress

Dear Bride,

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

Fuck..

George RR Martin is writing the script for this year.