“Hey, I’m not talking about black people who have jobs and are smart, I’m talking about all the stupid black people who grew up in the hood and have stupid names and ugly frizzy hair and are all criminals...”

I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.

Oh, did you see? She says “If you have a medical condition this isn’t about you!” So like, she can say all the shitty horrible, disgusting, bullshit things she wants!! Like, she put that disclaimer in, so like, no offense!!LOL What an AMAZING COMEDIAN!!!

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

I have zero clue who this person is. I tried to watch the Dear Fat People video but she was very shrill and it is late and I’m old. If she’s a comedian, she isn’t a very good one.

How edgy to make fun of people everyone already makes fun of. Kudos, brave comedian! So smart, such a uniting force! Bravo!

Screw this girl, I got to clean a few people off my Facebook who posted this garbage :) I love a good excuse to clean house.

“I only get my cream from free range tartars.”

“Sodium bicarbonate!? That sounds like a toxin!”

I think I might be dead now.

Christine Ouzounian sounds like the human equivalent of Amazon feedback emails; you buy a three -pack of tube socks and you get sixteen follow ups on them. How was the packaging? How did you like them? how many stars would you give them? Would you write a review of them?

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

You’d have better luck getting a serious class on sex education in US public schools than a workers’ rights one. And you’d probably have better luck lobbying for every student to have a unicorn that poops chocolate and pisses rainbows than getting either of those classes.

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

So what, she’s still a rock star, she’s got her rock moves, and she doesn’t need them

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

My first day of grade 8 I was determined to impress a boy who had never expressed any interest in me whatsoever, but hey. I had fixed up my makeup just so and spent half the morning with a waving iron on my hair. Finally, I was all decked out in my acid wash best- a whole skirt suit complete with peplum that it’d…

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

Well there goes my idea for a business that turns dead cat parts into bespoke sex toys. I had an Etsy store set up and everything.