I HATE when parents do that. Don’t they remember growth spurts? There were times I was growing so much my bones hurt and I felt hungry all the time. I understand teaching a kid to listen to their body, but it goes both ways, if they are still hungry give them more food!

People joined this site for some outside fucking. This data release would just be another form of it. A bonus round, if you will.

ALL OF YOUR DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL PLEASE LET ME PET THEM

Troll score: 3/10

We can celebrate multiple Latina artists at once. It’s not one or the other.

I actually texted my friends today the news prefaced by “Imma need dis” and closed by #anythingforSelenas. For reasons.

What did I read? What was that?

BUT DONT CALL THEM BITCHES

mind-bottling

“We now return to ‘A Very Duggar Christmas’ “.

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

“Be nice to your bitches when they bleeding” needs to be the national motto.

I love Taraji, but Tataiana Maslany has been completely snubbed (not even a nom) for two years in a row and plays upwards of SIX characters on her show. It’s her day (hopefully).

I know! I watch interviews and con events for this show and wonder where the actors who play Alison, Helena and Cosima are until I realize SHE IS ALREADY ON THE PANEL. And it’s consistent that I do this, because she is SO GOOD at being different people.

They’re all in shape

“You will be hungry in an hour.”

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