mistakenforstars31
david bowie's nipple antennae
mistakenforstars31

After this Rebel Wilson joke, One Direction has only one meaning to me:

Oregon’s Catholic Conference also opposed the bill, saying it would “encourage sexual activity” among young people.

Obligatory.

Yeah, my 10th grade sex ed class did a similar thing with a rose that we passed around and each took a petal off of (gross). It was weird, because it wasn’t even an abstinence-only curriculum, but they were required to bring in an abstinence speaker. I wrote him a very strongly-worded letter about how he was being

“I didn’t mean to cause them distress.”

*you’re

Look at this stupid asshole.

No, don’t do this. Key words: “We are not close.” Diesel’s response was the right one and perfectly appropriate.

You probably could have left off the check part.

Joyce is the kind of customer that would have complained if the roles were reversed - if she were eating out with her family and a loud-ass group wouldn’t stop singing, you know Joyce would be calling the manager over and asking for her meal to be comped.

BANNED.

Dismissed, blocked, and flagged for hate speech.

THIS IS A FUCKING PERSONAL ATTACK ON ME AND EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN

It’s like, just spit in my fucking face

I will ride the Fury Road to Valhalla...after my nap. Witness me!

Oh, no! Burneko, I thought you were cool! Turns out you’re just another shithead :(