Here is my proposed Trumpnauguration Program:

I never thought I’d see the day when George W Bush seemed presidential. :head-desk:

If only it had been the other Crash...

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

The definitive canonical version of the playground version of Jingle Bells appears on the only Christmas record that anyone need ever own, the only Christmas record that matters or will ever matter, Horny Holidays by the honorable Mojo Nixon and his Toadliquors. Listen for yourself as we settle this once and for all.…

I never heard of the took ballet one until this article.

“Lets make the facts louder than the opinions.”

Congrats! I look forward to reading your comics in the near future. I am happy you are staying on at io9 as well. Just when I miss the old school io9 writers, I read one of your awesome articles, and think, this blog’s still got it!

All I get is confetti? I feel like I’m entitled to more.

Fetus Deletus

That same thought crossed my mind. She looks like Emo-Tep.

And people who leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot.

People who microwave fish. They are in the front of the rocket train to hell.

Thank you, that pic brought a little mist to my eyes....

That leaves Gregory Sierra, Max Gail, and Hal Lindon.

The scientists were interviewed after the reactor was shut down. Their response? No reaction.

Lincoln got shot before any of that happened. The blame goes to Andrew Johnson.

Add golf to that. If I spent less time playing golf I would have more time to not play golf.