Yep! He did! And it’s actually really amazing to watch.

Well, since it will stay grey forever on Screengrabber:

He can just use something like this

For the record, I’m refusing to spend Christmas with Madonna as well.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

I don’t let it go to my head. I put my shirt on one leg at a time just like everyone else.

If meat is murder, milk is theft (and possibly sexual assault).

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.