Apologize for your shitty take

Yeah, see I’m from the Midwest. (8th Circuit, so FML basically).

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

Well, remember, she’s not “innocent,” so anything that happens to her* is fair game. Meanwhile, there are elaborate but mysterious “vendettas” against him and he’s been fashioned a scapegoat to prevent mudpeople from rioting, or whatever shrill and cacophonous tune he’s whistling.

He is pretty much like ‘I couldn’t have raped these women, they are not even really human!’ Yes...THAT IS what a rapist would say.

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

Where’s the money, then, asshole?

I am not painting *you* as anything. I am also, in my way, as I mentioned up top, “a woman who supports Bernie,” although as a journalist I don’t throw my arms around any politician entirely and never will.

And the Cubs keep winning.

Can’t wait to read 86 more of these.

I haven’t seen a Blues fan hit the ground that hard since Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Yes there is.

Your question should be why did it take so long?

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...west coast?

“Who said you can’t achieve sainthood while looking the other way when kids are being molested?”

Well thank God we have Aaron Moorehead on that wall at night, letting everyone at Texas A&M Football sleep safe and sound.

Yeah, I feel like this was definitely a joke lost in translation. It seems like Putin was basically saying, “you are lucky to do something so cool for a living, how can you call it a job?”