May the internet gods bless you and keep you and make their faces shine upon you for posting this video.

I have a fat wad of five cent notes I’d happily contribute.

Marg Delahunty to the rescue!

It’s as obscure as a TV show can be, when it is not aired anywhere on any major network in the USA.

I love it when Canadian politicians are smart and savvy enough to play along with Marg but I love it even more, schadenfreude-wise, when some self-important Grumpy Gus refuses to cooperate with a Marg ambush. (Yeah, I’m looking at you, Rob Ford).

The sentimental soul in me says Canadian Tire money but my more calculating side says: gimme all the Shoppers’ Drug Mart Optimum points. Such a dilemma. I’ll try to get that sorted.

Tim Horton’s gift cards are probably preferred

I didn’t know I needed this until now. Gimme.

While it remains to be seen how closely Lorne Michaels would be following Canadian television these days, the fact remains that This Hour Has 22 Minutes is not an obscure comedy show on some obscure cable channel. It’s a long-running CBC programme that, love it or leave it — Conservatives tend to loathe it — is a…

Obscure to the average American, probably. But here, 22 Mins. is a well known (maybe not highly viewed) sketch comedy program.

can’t possibly be bothered to read to the bottom and see where the original post is referenced, right?

Dear Abbie,

I will agree #allwhitepeople in many situations. Seriously though, there are people who are part of the problem and people who are part of the solution, regardless of skin colour and that’s what this is about for me. This idiot wants to cry racism and stereotyping for talking about white people but honestly, when…

“(You wouldn’t say ‘were jewed by the shop’ would you??)“

“First off thanks for answering like a decent human “

This seems like a way more Irish solution.

LOL FATTIES AMIRITE

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…